Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my husband back. Now don't get me wrong he has not gone anywhere physically, he is still around. He still sits at my dinner table every night, he still walks next to me when we walk down the street, he still sits across from me on our date night, and sits next to me in the movies. But for a year now he has been very distracted, when I am asking him questions he gives me very delayed answers, he many times does not hear me when I am talking to him, when we are driving in the car he has a hard time keeping his eyes on the road, when we are on vacation he does not pay attention to the wonderful sights that we are seeing, when we are watching television in the evening he is not watching, when we are the childrens performances he has a hard sitting still. When we are out to dinner, I am usually having a one sided conversation. So Santa, I have a plan to get my husband back, on Christmas Eve when you come to visit my house to leave presents for my wonderful children I will leave my husbands Iphone inconspicuously under the christmas tree where you can casually tuck it away inside your coat and take it back to the North Pole. There will be no trace of where he can find it and he will never know that you have taken it. I believe that this will break him out of his Iphone zombie state and my husband will return. Thanks for all your help this year.
Merry Christmas,
Angie
PS~ I am sure there is an app for this!







































